misfitreindeer:

Your girlfriend breaks up with you. “It’s not you, it’s me,” she murmurs softly. “In fact, everything is me.” You look into her your eyes and see your reflection. You are now her. You run into your living room. Your dog is now your girlfriend. Your mom is your girlfriend. Everyone is your girlfriend. The human race dies out though genetic stagnation.

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